if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people
reasons to date me:
- i’m single
911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again
when u make a mistake
sexting for the first time like
You guys always ask what I look for in a girl. That’s it.
I now bond you two in holy macaroni
So, you wanna get mauled later?